North Korean Nukes

A recent (2 days old) news on Softpedia.com states that

the North Korean nation may be on the verge of assembling a long-range ballistic
missile with a nuclear warhead whose range could reach the United States.

I say: fear the north koreans! The entire world should fear them. Communism did not do this, rather the hate for all that the US threw it's hands into: from the USA itself, the american people, democracy, NATO, NASA and all the way to World of Warcraft and Barbie (hehe). Yes, it's true! Have you ever seen a north korean hooker? It looks a CIA/FBI agent, only with crappy suits cut in the middle to make a "cleavage".

North Korean has announced on numerous occasions that it is building its nuclear
power in order to deter US and its allies.

Yup, you heard it England, France, Germany (1/2 ironic) & co. They ain't bombing american KFC fast-foods, they bombing english pubs, french omlette restaurants and german beer factories. Goddamnit, i like all these things! Arrrrr ...

American officials believe the country may as well have one or two nuclear bombs
in its possession

"May as well have". It's like Bush saying: "OK, if you send me some of those fancy girls that hitchhike all night for my boys here at the bureau, I'll give one nuke. Two, if the girls look good."

and the ability to build many more.

Ooohh Daamn. Now Bush ain't no longer passing 'em out, he's only giving Christmas Gifts. Nuclear winter, anyone?

The US chief negotiator is due to arrive in China for an official visit next
week, in order to take part in nuclear talks.

I, for one, trust this guy. If he's been selected from over 200 million people to do this job, he sure must have a high charisma score! And besides, if he screws this up, Bruce Willis will come and save the day! If HE doesn't do a good job, even though I doubt it, well damn it, we'll just send the best there is; ladies and gentlemen, please give a round of applause to the one, the only

SAAAM

FISHEEEERR!!!




Death by North Korean nuke.